i possessed you
get the fuck out
damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
Me looking at flowers:
if I was a fairy I would totally use this as a dress
He saw the opportunity and he took it.
“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row
do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER
*runs in the room singing* Do you wanna do your laundryyy?Me:
Go away, Mom.Mom:
Okay bye....... Haha I'm just kidding get your lazy butt up & go do your laundry.
dan makes phil carry him around when he’s feeling lazy
me: *eats cookie dough*
some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!”